Break Up Status..

1. It’s not the breakup that hurts the most. It’s the post trauma that follows it. It is waking up and checking your cell for the sms that is not there
2. Dear Bad Luck ….. Let’s break up.
3. There are certain people who are not meant to fit in your life, no matter how much you want them to be.
4. A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it.
5. People say follow your heart…but which way do you go when your heart breaks into two?
6. It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.
7. Relationships are very simple. There are only two things that can happen. You either get married or your break up.
8. Do you remember when you broke my heart well i found the guy who knows how to fix it.
9. The pain of having a broken heart is not so much as to kill you, yet not so little as to let you live.
10. Wants to remind you that even though you can not go back and make a brand new start, you can always start now and make a brand new ending.
11. Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It’s not the term for the past. EX is short for EXpired.
12. What do you do when Something that was your Everything becomes a Nothing?.
13. There comes a time when walking away is the best for everyone.
14. Sometimes two people have to fall apart to realise how much they need to fall back together.
15. It’s not just the goodbyes that hurts, its the flashbacks that follow..
16. It’s better to dream of something you may never have than to lose something you always dreamed of having.
17. Trusting you again is my decision, Proving me wrong is your choice.
18. There is always that person in life that you give several chances, it’s because you love them more than you hate them.
19. I’ll say goodbye this one last time. But know that I’m not really saying goodbye because in my heart I will still always love you. So goodbye..
20. Dear Insomnia..I think we really need to break-up…I don’t love you anymore…
21. I wish you weren’t in my dreams.
22. If you can’t save the relationship, at least save your pride.
23. Just give me time and I will get over you.
24. The heart was made to be broken.
25. Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
26. If you find a girl who’s willing to go through hell just to keep your relationship going, you really shouldn’t take her love for granted.
27. I’ll hide my broken heart beneath a laughing face and though you’ll think I never cared, no one can take your place.
28. If someone really loves you, they wouldn’t let you slip away no matter how big the situation is.
29. No more waisting time thinking about wasted time.
30. You broke a promise and made me realize. It was all just a lie.
31. One day you will want me and tell me sorry, but it’ll be too late.
32. Just give me time and I’ll get over you.
33. Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
34. If you can’t save the relationship, at least save your pride..
35. If your love does not work with that person, it just means that someone else loves you more.
36. I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.
37. 5 most annoying words after a break up: “Are you mad at me?” No, I`m perfectly happy you broke my heart..
38. I’m going to take the past and burn it up.lift my head and carry on..cause baby I’m stronger than you’ll ever know..
39. I will never learn to stop loving you I’m just learning how to live without you and move on without you there by my side.
40. I’m too bright to shine in your dull World..
41. No more waisting time thinking about wasted time.
42. They say you have to go on and forget the past, but for me it’s not like that cause every time i try to forget the memory hunts me again..
43. Sometimes when you love someone who isn’t right for you, no matter how much you love them and want them back you have to let them go..
44. Out of all the people in the world i thought you were the the one to be there for me 4 ever and always. turns out i was just your last option wasn’t i
45. The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away and you let me leave.
46. It’s so hard to look at you and think we were so close. We were best friends. And now. I’m nothing to you.

Diwali Status...

1. May you all prosper gloriously on the material as well as spiritual planes..
2. May this Diwali be as bright as ever.
3. May you all attain the inexhaustible spiritual wealth of the Self.
4. May you all attain full inner illumination, May the supreme light of lights enlighten your understanding.
5. May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives
6. May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony.
7. The truth is that existence wants your life to become a festival because when you are unhappy, you also throw unhappiness all around.
8. This Diwali I wish you get a lot of crackers but you don’t get a match box to lit them. Save environment, so no to crackers.
9. Today I feel gifted and blessed that my Diwali is full of affection, love, celebrations as it was always. May God always keep his blessings on us like this
10. On the precious moment of diwali I wish you happy diwali and I pray that you get all your endeavors fulfilled as well as you get lots of gifts and sweets this diwali.
11. You are invited to the festival of diwali of this world and your life is blessed.
12. Revolution is the festival of the oppressed.
13. HAPPY DIWALI TO YOU! may you celebrate it well.surrounded by family,friends,and lots of love and remember..
14. Happy, Happy Diwali! I hope the day has been blessed with the presence of those you love most, and many magical moments!
15. Just wanted to wish a little sunshine back into the heart of someone who gives it away all year long. Happy Diwali!
16. Sending you smiles for every moment of your special day. Have a wonderful time and a very Happy Diwali.
17. May the warmth and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious occasion, fill your life with happiness and bright cheer, and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.
18. As you celebrate this holy occasion, you are wished the brightest moments that Diwali can bring, lots of love and laughter to fill your days with cheer and a New year that is sure to bring you, the best of everything.
19. May you be blessed with happiness and well being to last through the year. Happy Diwali..
20. May the beauty Of deepavali season fill your home with happiness..
21. May this diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
22. May peace transcend the earth. Happy Diwali
23. May you live your life like the festival of Diwali, happy healthy and wealthy. A Very Very Happy Diwali..
24. Diwali night is full of lights, may your life be filled with colors and lights of happiness. Happy Diwali..
25. Wish you and your family a bombastic Diwali, Have loads of fun and loads of masti..
26. Life with you is like diwali, so lets promise to be together like this forever. Wish you a very Happy Diwali..
27. May this diwali Light up new dreams, fresh hopes, undiscovered avenues, different perspectives, everythin bright & beautifulfil and fill ur days with pleasant surprises and moments.
28. The festival of lights is just around the corner wish you all a Very Happy Diwali..
29. Let me make your Diwali more colorful with the lights of wishes of my heart. Happy Diwali..
30. Let this diwali burn all your bad times and enter you in good times.
31. Hope this diwali brings contentment to your life along with the key to success
32. Diwali night is full of lights, may your life be filled with colors and lights of happiness. Happy Diwali!
33. The festival of light is full of delight Let me double the charm of your diwali night Happy Diwali!
34. Life with you is like diwali, so lets promise to be together like this forever. Wish you a very Happy Diwali
35. For This, Is A Special Time When Family And Friends Get Together,For Fun. Wishing Laughter And Fun To Cheer Your Days, In This Festive Season Of Diwali And Always

Birthday Status...

1. On your birthday, today, I wish you a year with loads of fun, excitement and beautiful memories. Happy birthday.
2. Thinking of you on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings happiness today and tomorrow. Happy birthday
3. May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live.
4. I may not be celebrating your special day with you but I want you to know that I am thinking of you & wishing you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
5. May this day bring countless happiness and endless joy and live with peace and serenity. Happy Birthday
6. Define Birthday? “The one and only day in your life when you were crying and your mother was laughing.”
7. Wishing an amazing day and many great things to come to a wonderful person. Happy birthday.
8. Thinks birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
9. Thinking of you with love on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings you happiness today and always.
10. Happy Birthday! I hope its filled with love, laughs, and family..
11. Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are..
12. A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
13. Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake.
14. Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
15. Without my driver’s license, you’ll just have to believe the age I tell you.
16. Didn’t I already celebrate this birthday, like 2 birthdays ago?
17. I may not look my age but I sure as hell feel it.
18. Thanks to everyone for the Birthday wishes! To anyone who missed it.”No cake for you!”
19. All I got you for your birthday was this post. Hope you enjoy it! Try not to read it all at once. Happy Birthday
20. You had me. You lost me, So keep walking cause i am done talking.
21. I’m not just a year older I’m also a year better and prettier. I know your jealous.
22. To me,”being the bigger person” means wishing a happy birthday on facebook to people who did not wish me one.
23. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
24. No wise man ever wished to be younger..
25. I am wondering why google hasn’t changed its logo as it was my birthday?
26. I have no birthday that means I was not born therefore I cannot die.
27. Happy Birthday to the most amazing man ever.. I love you soo much..
28. Yes, today is my birthday, Therefore I will be treated like a Queen..
29. Today, Not 1 person said HAPPY BIRTHDAY to me It wasn’t a shock today not my birthday
30. May God shower his choicest blessings on you. wishing you happiness, good health and a great year ahead.
31. May it be the best day of your life thus far, & may your happiness grow with each passing day through the many many birthdays that surely are ahead of you.
32. God bless this special best friend of mine with all happiness and accomplishment in life.I’m truly blessed to have yo as my best est buddy.
33. On your birthday lots of people are thinking of you. I just wanted to let you know that I am one of them..
34. May it be the best day of your life thus far, & may your happiness grow with each passing day through the many many birthdays that surely are ahead of you.
35. Happy, Happy Birthday! I hope the day has been blessed with the presence of those you love most, and many magical moments!
36. Just want to THANK ALL OF YOU for making me feel special on my Birthday, Love You Guys!
37. Count your nights by stars, not shadows. Count your days by smiles, not tears. On your birthday, count your age by friends, not years.
38. Hope your birthday blossoms into lots of dreams come true! May today be filled with laughter and love. Happy Birthday and many happy returns of the day.
39. Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
40. I have no birthday that means I was not born therefore I cannot die..
41. Nobody wished me a happy birthday today, which isn’t surprising really, since it isn’t my birthday…
42. Did you know i was born on my birthday…
43. Happy, Happy Birthday! I hope the day has been blessed with the presence of those you love most, and many magical moments!
44. Happy birthday to someone close to me. Hope all the angels are singing to you in heaven.
45. Happy birthday, my friend. I can’t imagine celebrating with anyone else.
46. I have no birthday that means I was not born therefore I cannot die.
47. For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
48. Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
49. When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.
50. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the more you have the longer you live.
51. Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
52. The fact that a Facebook reminder told me it was your birthday doesn’t make it any less special.
53. Happy Birthday even though I tried to kill you all those times when we were kids.
54. Actually, I didn’t forget your birthday, but since you forgot mine I waited until a day after to send this.
55. Hopes your tiny, soul-sucking cubicle provides you a warm atmosphere in which to celebrate your birthday.
56. May this day be the beginning of another beautiful year for you. May there be pleasant surprises, loads of joy and infinite happiness. Wish you a very happy birthday.

April Fool Status...

1. Today is the day to Propose a girl. If she accepts thats your LUCk otherwise just tell her its April Fool. :)
2. you are one of the CUTEST persons in this world Just a second don’t misunderstand me CUTE means Creating Useless Troubles.
3. Hi Dear FOOL, Wish you a Happy April Fool Day. Today is your day. :D
4. Fact 1 You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue Fact 2 After reading this 99 100 idiots would try it.
5. Hey you know which is the best day to propose a girl ….???…. Its APRIL 1ST …. If she accepts its your luck and otherwise just Say APRIL FOOL.
6. Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, personality, style or attitude, Just kick him. How dare he fool you before April 1st.
7. A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day. :)
8. You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge……..
9. April Fool is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four days.
10. Just a friendly reminder Relationships are precious, do not hurt them by fooling and lying on first April / April Fool.
11. You could just change your birthday to april first, watch everyone write happy birthday on your wall, and at the end of the day make your status.
12. Wants to remind you that everything is funny as long as it’s not happening to you. Please don’t make others fool on April Fool Day.

 

Angry Status...

1. I don’t need to manage my anger, people need to manage their stupidity.
2. My life, My choices, My problems, My mistakes, My lessons. Not your business, mind your own problems before you talk about mine.
3. Is singing ‘if you’re angry & you know it punch their face’
4. No matter how long you know someone, they eventually show their true colors.
5. I don’t regret my past. I just regret the time I have wasted with the wrong people.
6. You should have two Facebook accounts. One for each face.
7. There is no excuse for cheating in a relationship.
8. I will not delete you or block you. I am keeping you there so you will be able to see how happy I’m without you.
9. Don’t make so many promises when you can’t even keep one.
10. I would not have to manage my anger if people would manage their stupidity.
11. Everything is getting expensive except some people, they are getting cheaper.
12. When you stopped believing in me, I did too.
13. Some things can never be forgotten and nor forgiven.
14. No matter how angry i am at you, and say i am done with you, i really don’t want to lose you.
15. The more I get to know guys, the more I like dogs.
16. I just don’t care if anyone doesn’t like me I wasn’t put on earth to entertain everyone.
17. I told you I needed you, you told me the same. I wasn’t lying, so why didn’t you tell the truth?
18. Don’t put words into my mouth. I have got plenty to say. Don’t tell me how to live my life, I do things my way.
19. Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
20. Some friends are like pennies. Two-faced & worthless.
21. My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand..
22. You can’t trust anybody these days…you think you have a good friend till you turn around and realize they have the knife 6 inches deep in your back.
23. If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
24. I’m the person that the more you complain about me, the harder I’ll try to annoy you.
25. Two things to remember, DON’T make decisions when you’re angry and DON’T make promises when you’re happy..
26. Is getting close to just walking away?
27. Your mistake is letting me go, my mistake was letting you in.
28. Don’t make promises when you’re happy. Don’t reply when you’re angry. Don’t make decisions when you’re sad. Don’t text when your drunk.
29. While you’re hating your life just because you can’t get what you want, someone is praying to have a life like yours.
30. Telling someone to calm down just makes them so much more angry.
31. Ya know what I hate. Being ignored! If you don’t want to talk to me anymore then just tell me and quit beating around the bush.
32. sometimes hearing the music is just the best way to ignore the world
33. You think that you have damaged me but really you just made me that much more stronger Thank You
34. There are no words to describe the anger and frustration that I am feeling right now.
35. I’m gonna come back as a bird in my next life. There are just some people who I feel deserve a little of their own medicine.
36. When we don’t know who to hate, we hate ourselves.
37. Do you ever get the feeling that you would like to reach out and just choke someone?
38. Attitude and personality are two different things.
39. Beware, I’m not in my greatest mood today..
40. If you think your opinion of me has any effect, Honey let me assure you that none of my self worth is wrapped up in what you think of me.
41. Did you ever just want to slap the stupid out of someone?
42. You have a problem with me. I’m pretty sure a status on Facebook won’t fix it..
43. By God, there’s a lot to make you angry.
44. Don’t chat with me just when you’re bored. Bitch please! My name is not Adam Lambert. I’m not here for your entertainment.
45. Never regret something that once made you smile.
46. It’s funny how you can still love a person, but you stop needing them like you used to.
47. Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.
48. Ive tried and tried and now I give up. I refuse to be the perfect friend to people that cant treat me with the same respect.
49. Knows there’s a name for people like you.
50. Attitude and personality are two different things.
51. No matter how long you know someone, they eventually show their true colors.
52. If you’re going to talk about me behind my back, don’t smile at me to my face.
53. May kill you in the morning?